I've done some further digging around, and before I get into specifics I want to apologise for getting a little annoyed, had you done any investigation I imagine you'd come to the same conclusion I did which is there's a well-documented issue in OpenJDK that's responsible. That said, I maintain that...

As someone who has just run into this exact issue, these answers were really not what I was hoping to find. Before I get too rant-y I will say that the Oracle JRE 8 *does* appear to work fine, so thanks for at least pointing us at a working solution kim. Unfortunately I don't know enough about the i...